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Listen, if you're from Arizona I'm not making fun of your home. I'm making fun of you for gathering there and building a community in an oven. Smooth move.

— Buddy Wakefield

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Forgiveness is for anyone who needs safe passage through my mind.

Forgiveness is the release of all hope for a better past.

If we were created in God's image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions.

"We were never tragedies, we were emergencies. You call 911. Tell 'em I'm having a fantastic time."

If we could all rephrase the question from "What was your most embarrassing moment?" to "What was your most embarrassing year?" Then I might be able to give you an honest answer.

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