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"We were never tragedies, we were emergencies. You call 911. Tell 'em I'm having a fantastic time."

— Buddy Wakefield

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Forgiveness is for anyone who needs safe passage through my mind.

Forgiveness is the release of all hope for a better past.

If we were created in God's image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions.

Listen, if you're from Arizona I'm not making fun of your home. I'm making fun of you for gathering there and building a community in an oven. Smooth move.

If we could all rephrase the question from "What was your most embarrassing moment?" to "What was your most embarrassing year?" Then I might be able to give you an honest answer.

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