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Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now?

— Scott Kurtz PvP (1998)

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Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs.

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Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.

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I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.

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Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.

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