Skip to content

Scott Kurtz Quotes

born 1971 United States

Scott R. Kurtz (born March 15, 1971) is an American cartoonist who began his career with his daily strip, Captain Amazing, which appeared for four semesters in the University of North Texas college paper.

United States
Cartoonists

Also known as: Kurtz, Scott, Kurtz, Scott R., Scott R. Kurtz

Random Scott Kurtz quote

9 quotes

Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs.

PvP (1998)

Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.

PvP (1998)

I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.

PvP (1998)

Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.

PvP (1998)

Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot.

PvP (1998)

You're a corporate whore. Merry Christmas.

PvP (1998)

My brain is hung like a horse!

PvP (1998)

Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now?

PvP (1998)

It's like watching lemmings run off the cliff.

PvP (1998)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Scott Kurtz (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.