More quotes by Spike Milligan
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs?
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
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