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Q. What is a woman? A. An adult human female, who needs help opening this. [hands him an unopened jar]

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The very phrase "trans women are women" seems to admit, in its construction, that trans women are not women. Because if they were women, why are you calling them trans?

I totally support turning other countries in our hemisphere into subordinate vassals of the United States. That's the very definition of an America First foreign policy.

But buying a Valenine's gift for your wife a month early is the gayest thing you could do. Don't do that, because if it's January 3rd and you tell your wife I got you Valentine's Day gift already, she's going to say "I— so you're gay."

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal.

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