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But buying a Valenine's gift for your wife a month early is the gayest thing you could do. Don't do that, because if it's January 3rd and you tell your wife I got you Valentine's Day gift already, she's going to say "I— so you're gay."

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The very phrase "trans women are women" seems to admit, in its construction, that trans women are not women. Because if they were women, why are you calling them trans?

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