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For your next bath try a can of tomato soup. It gives you that schoolgirl complexion all over. You wouldn't know what a schoolgirl's complexion looks like all over, perhaps, but you can take my word for it.

— Lennie Lower

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A gentleman should not talk to a lady with his hands in his pockets-unless she's his wife, in which case it's unavoidable.

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All his life he had desired to have a little place to himself: now he's got it.

The careful hostess will see that the jam is tastefully displayed. A little crepe paper around the tins will easily fix this.

Blood is thicker than water. But then, so is soup.

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