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Polly: Education with socialists, it's like sex, all right as long as you don't have to pay for it.

— Alan Bennett

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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.

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I lack what the English call character, by which they mean the power to refrain.

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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.

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All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom.

Albert Einstein Moral Decay (1937)

The greater part of humanity is too much harassed and fatigued by the struggle with want, to rally itself for a new and sterner struggle with error.

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Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.

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