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He is interested in the feelings of the squash ball, and of the champagne bottle that launches the ship. In a football match his sympathy is not with either of the teams but with the ball, or, in a match ending nil-nil, with the hunger of the goalmouth.

— Alan Bennett Writing Home (1994)

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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.

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