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The job of dedicated missile boats is to pootle about, like mice in carpet slippers, waiting for an order to destroy an entire continent.

— Jeremy Clarkson I Know You Got Soul (2004)

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Time is running out. Winter is almost upon us. For God's sake, get out there and live.

Born to be Riled (1999)

There's one other thing too. No car can truly be great unless it's a Ferrari.

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Cars are some of the most intoxicating, most beautiful things ever forged by mankind.

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Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare.

Fast, truly exciting cars are being killed off so that pretty soon the officers will all be gone, leaving us with a field full of enlisted men.

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