Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

born 1960 England

Jeremy Clarkson (born 11 April 1960) is an English broadcaster and journalist known for his role on the BBC TV show Top Gear, the motoring show, and his columns in national newspapers.

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Time is running out. Winter is almost upon us. For God's sake, get out there and live.

Born to be Riled (1999)

There's one other thing too. No car can truly be great unless it's a Ferrari.

Born to be Riled (1999)

Cars are some of the most intoxicating, most beautiful things ever forged by mankind.

Voice-over introduction to Forza Motorsport 5 (2013)

Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare.

Fast, truly exciting cars are being killed off so that pretty soon the officers will all be gone, leaving us with a field full of enlisted men.

Born to be Riled (1999)

Italy's youngsters complain, apparently, about having to live at home until they are 72 but that's because they spend all their money on suits and coffee and Alfa Romeos rather than mortgages.

The World According to Clarkson (2005)

Let's be perfectly clear, shall we. The fox is not a little orange puppy dog with doe eyes and a waggly tail. It's a disease-ridden wolf with the morals of a psychopath and the teeth of a great white shark.

The World According to Clarkson (2005)

Funnily enough, Daihatsu are one of the better interior stylists. God knows how they do it.

Clarkson on Cars (1996)

The first thing that will strike you as odd in Japan is how polite everyone is. Quite apart from the neverending bowing, they have obsequiousness down to an art that even the Chinese haven't mastered.

Clarkson on Cars (1996)

And it isn't only fast in a straight line. You ever wondered what Blenheim Palace would look like going sideways? Well, I'll turn the traction control off- and you need wonder no more.

Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.

I am without a doubt, officially, the world's luckiest man.

If you're limited by budget, don't buy a new small car. Buy a used big one.

Born to be Riled (1999)

I know I’m not homophobic as I very much enjoy watching lesbians on the internet.

I think it’s a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit.

The ability to get your message across quickly is going to become a lot more important in the future because an entire generation is growing up with an intolerance for wasted time.

If You'd Just Let Me Finish (2019)

The best way to experience this car is to be about seven miles away. As it comes toward you, it's like being in a horror movie. The monster is getting closer. The Thing. The Blob. Terror has no shape. But God, what a noise.

Born to be Riled (1999)

The engine sounds like Victorian plumbing — it looks like Victorian plumbing as well, to be honest — and the roar from the tyres was biblical.

Like many men, I can never find anything that I’m looking for, even when I’m actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Jeremy Clarkson (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.