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I believe democracy is our greatest export. At least until China figures out a way to stamp it out of plastic for three cents a unit.

— Stephen Colbert White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

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The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class shall represent and repress them in parliament!

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Oliver Cox Caste, Class, and Race: A Study in Social Dynamics (1948)

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