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[In her novel, Score, a male character is murdered while sexually aroused.] I rang Stroud police to ask whether the male member stays up at the point of death. They told me it definitely does.

— Jilly Cooper

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After a commission to write an article, she was taken on by Harold Evans, then editor of The Sunday Times, and became a regular contributor.

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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

I'm quite depressed about sex at the moment [...] I don't think people are having nearly so much fun. And everywhere you go, people are marrying their own sex, aren't they?

This woke thing is awful. Have you ever been woked? You put a hand on somebody's shoulder and you're assaulting them. In the old days if someone was awful to you you'd tell them to eff off and that would be that. Still, I had some horrors in my time.

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