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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

— Groucho Marx Misattributed

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Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

Liner notes of An Evening With Groucho (1972)

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

Halliwell’s Filmgoer’s Companion (1984)

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