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Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One must eat muffins quite calmly, it is the only way to eat them.

— Oscar Wilde The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox — the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.

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A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. [Answering the question, what is a cynic?]

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I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

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Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

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