Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
Variants
of "Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin" used in Listen with Mother (1950–1982), a BBC Radio series of readings intended for very young children.
The make-up sat on the surface of my skin like scrambled egg.
She taught us Hygiene. And you know what that meant: s-x, pr-cr-ation and p-r--ds.
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