More quotes by Maureen Lipman
The make-up sat on the surface of my skin like scrambled egg.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
She taught us Hygiene. And you know what that meant: s-x, pr-cr-ation and p-r--ds.
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