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A convention has to be something that more than one person is moved to take hold of. It's a convention to call your sweetheart "dumplin" or "honeybun." It would also be a convention to call her "gulag," if she would stand for it, which she won't, and why would you want to be around someone who would?

— Roy Blount Jr. Alphabet Juice (2008)

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I do hope you realize that every time you use disinterested to mean uninterested, an angel dies.

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