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I know, you want to make a citizen's arrest of anyone whose menu lists "Idaho potato baked in it's skin," but you can't.

— Roy Blount Jr. Alphabet Juice (2008)

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I do hope you realize that every time you use disinterested to mean uninterested, an angel dies.

Alphabet Juice (2008)

Many a person has been saved from summer alcoholism, not to mention hypertoxicity, by Dostoyevsky.

In the beginning, Atlanta was without form, and void; and it still is.

Long Time Leaving (2007)

Any given generation gives the next generation advice that the given generation should have been given by the previous generation but now it's too late.

Alphabet Juice (2008)

A good heavy book holds you down. It’s an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

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