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Thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. You are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.

— Darby Conley

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A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.

Robert, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.

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