A few things have been eating at me. Was Robin Hood's mother known as Mother Hood? How do you know when you run out of invisible ink? Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

— Larry Andersen Now Some Comic Relief (1989)

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Now Some Comic Relief (1989)

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