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Why do people sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at the stadium when they're already there?

— Larry Andersen

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We're still in the driver's seat. We just lost our map.

I don't know if my brain deteriorated, but it's definitely gone in the wrong direction. I was normal until 1978, when I stopped being a regular starter.

Now Some Comic Relief (1989)

A few things have been eating at me. Was Robin Hood's mother known as Mother Hood? How do you know when you run out of invisible ink? Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

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