More quotes by Herb Caen
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.
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