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He is looking for something called The Omega Management System, which is the latest management fad in a tradition stretching back through Six Sigma and Total Quality Management to the practice of bleeding sick patients and investing in tulips.

— Max Barry Company (2006)

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Elizabeth is smart, ruthless, and emotionally damaged; that is, she is a sales representative.

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