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Ninety-five percent of all jobs suck, Jones. That’s why people get paid to do them.

— Max Barry Company (2006)

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Elizabeth is smart, ruthless, and emotionally damaged; that is, she is a sales representative.

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It’s much easier to be incomprehensible than intelligent, and most people can’t spot the difference.

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There’s nothing more fascinating than a girl who won’t have sex with you.

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People talk about bedroom eyes; well, Megan has the whole suite.

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To get a good job in marketing, you need to market yourself.

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