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If only the Earth would open and swallow you up.

— Brother Theodore

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I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to sit still in two spots.

Years and years of marriage prepared me for years and years of divorce.

I am squirming with delight to meet an intellectual colossus.

Ladies and gentlemen, I resent this applause.

As long as there is death, there is hope. The only thing that keeps me alive is the hope of dying young.

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