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Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth. ... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.

— Will Rogers The Illiterate Digest (1924)

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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

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A man that don't love a Horse, there is something the matter with him. If he has no sympathy for the man that does love Horses, then there is something worse the matter with him.

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