More quotes by Max Barry
Elizabeth is smart, ruthless, and emotionally damaged; that is, she is a sales representative.
Ninety-five percent of all jobs suck, Jones. That’s why people get paid to do them.
It’s much easier to be incomprehensible than intelligent, and most people can’t spot the difference.
There’s nothing more fascinating than a girl who won’t have sex with you.
People talk about bedroom eyes; well, Megan has the whole suite.
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The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure and pleasure my business.
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