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Most of the time—and this includes naps—I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air, and I will deploy my ordnance to the ground.

— Charlie Sheen

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I expose people to magic, I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring normal lives.

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second.

You don't pay prostitutes to come to your house; you pay them to leave.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

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