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Carlos Irwin Estevez (born 3 September 1965), more famous under his stage name Charlie Sheen, is an American film and television actor. He is the youngest son of actor Martin Sheen.
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I expose people to magic, I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring normal lives.
I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second.
You don't pay prostitutes to come to your house; you pay them to leave.
I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
There’s been a tsunami of media, and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.
It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.
Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.
"The Goddesses"? I don't believe the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available.
I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.
I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips.
The scales of justice are in disarray[...]
I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.
Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it this way.
Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. (The TMZ Show)
I didn’t really believe I had "tiger blood" or "Adonis DNA." These were just jokes.
They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.
Most of the time—and this includes naps—I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air, and I will deploy my ordnance to the ground.
He [Lenny Dykstra] might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.
I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself." (Piers Morgan Tonight)
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