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Think about this, the people gave birth to me cannot stop hating each other enough. What does that tell you about me? Half of my genes must be fighting with other half, no wonder I am so fucking messed up.

— Chetan Bhagat One Night @ the Call Center (2005)

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Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.

One Night @ the Call Center (2005)

I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else.

Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)

Girls are beautiful, let's face it, and life is quite, quite worthless without them.

Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)

Sometimes counting seconds is a great way to kill time through a woman's tantrums.

One Night @ the Call Center (2005)

When you screw up someone’s life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.

Revolution 2020 (2011)

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