52 quotes
Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.
One Night @ the Call Center (2005)
I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else.
Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)
Girls are beautiful, let's face it, and life is quite, quite worthless without them.
Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)
Sometimes counting seconds is a great way to kill time through a woman's tantrums.
One Night @ the Call Center (2005)
When you screw up someone’s life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.
Revolution 2020 (2011)
That’s what human relationships are about – selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.
Revolution 2020 (2011)
Only women think there is a reason to thank people if they listen to them.
One Night @ the Call Center (2005)
But that is what life is like, uncertain, screwed at times but still fun.
One Night @ the Call Center (2005)
I suspect he was never young, was just born straight forty years old.
One Night @ the Call Center (2005)
Practical enough to leave the people who do the funny stuff alone.
Revolution 2020 (2011)
It is amazing how the brain will connect one thought to another until it gets to where it wants to be.
Revolution 2020 (2011)
Theaters are the opposite of class lectures, the front row is where the action is.
Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)
Telling your parents you’ve failed at something is harder than the actual failure.
Revolution 2020 (2011)
Girls handbags have enough to make a survival kit for Antarctica.
One Night @ the Call Center (2005)
Girls have no idea what effect their wavering has on boys.
Revolution 2020 (2011)
Progress is building something lasting for future.
One Night @ the Call Center (2005)
People like him think that they are god's gift to the world. What's worse, they are.
Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)
It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
One Night @ the Call Center (2005)
But it will work, man. If you put your heart into it, it will.
I may not be a great surgeon, but the one little heart I have, I have given to you.
One Night @ the Call Center (2005)