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“Nice shirt, Fletcher,” said Sergeant Murt Hourihan. “”You looking for a job in a surf store?”
Being a law enforcement agent, the sergeant felt he had to begin every conversation with a smart comment.

— Eoin Colfer Half Moon Investigations (2006)

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In the Bernstein Manual there is a short chapter on undercover work. The first line says, in capital letters, AVOID UNDERCOVER WORK.

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