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Eoin Colfer Quotes

born 1965 Ireland

Eoin Colfer (born 14 May 1965) is an Irish author and comedian, most famous as the creator of the Artemis Fowl series.

Ireland
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Also known as: Artemis Fowl

Random Eoin Colfer quote

3 quotes

In the Bernstein Manual there is a short chapter on undercover work. The first line says, in capital letters, AVOID UNDERCOVER WORK.

Half Moon Investigations (2006)

"Don't worry. I've been in showbusiness for a long time now - I know how to handle bastards"

And Another Thing (2009)

“Nice shirt, Fletcher,” said Sergeant Murt Hourihan. “”You looking for a job in a surf store?”
Being a law enforcement agent, the sergeant felt he had to begin every conversation with a smart comment.

Half Moon Investigations (2006)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Eoin Colfer (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.