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Straight guys, this is your section, wake up (clap clap).

— Kathy Griffin Whores on Crutches (2010)

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I honestly don't understand it, because it's somebody hitting a ball to where you can't get it, but you want to get it. I think they should rethink it.

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She (Monica Lewinsky) is the kinda girl who'll blow a guy and call you and tell you all about it.

Hot Cup Of Talk (1998)

Let's just say I'm gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience.

Allegedly (2004)

The wrestler was up there with his wife, and I actually heard her say "Can this thing do a loopty loop?"

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