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I think it’s a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit.

— Jeremy Clarkson

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Time is running out. Winter is almost upon us. For God's sake, get out there and live.

Born to be Riled (1999)

There's one other thing too. No car can truly be great unless it's a Ferrari.

Born to be Riled (1999)

Cars are some of the most intoxicating, most beautiful things ever forged by mankind.

Voice-over introduction to Forza Motorsport 5 (2013)

Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare.

Fast, truly exciting cars are being killed off so that pretty soon the officers will all be gone, leaving us with a field full of enlisted men.

Born to be Riled (1999)

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