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"Most of the screen on a blog is blank for an imaginary populace of readers still using 640x480 resolution. I didn't buy a 19" monitor to have 50% of its screen realestate pissed away on firing white pixels, you assholes."

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"It's every man's dream to have a penis so large that he must hire a small boy to carry it."

"If there were a building that stood for grammatical integrity, this email would be the plane that crashed into it."

"There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living."

"President Bush withdrew from the Anti-Ballistic Missile treaty. Good I say, global stability was getting to be a pain in the ass."

"New rule: if your state has more cows than people, you don't get to be a state anymore."

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