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My dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby, he said, 'Is this a joke?

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Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them.

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.

Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!

Politicians are like nappies, they should be changed regularly and for the same reason.

I think it would a good idea now if all the ugly ones came and sat down near the front! You have! Good!

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