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You will learn nothing of importance from this story except, perhaps, how to die; but then, you were born knowing that and in any case it only has to be done once. It is easy: ask anyone who has done it.

— Kyril Bonfiglioli All the Tea in China (1978)

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Sleep slunk up like a black panther and sank its kindly fangs into what remained of the Mortdecai brain.

After You With The Pistol (1979)

Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.

Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)

I have this heavy addiction to life and I'm told that the withdrawal symptoms are shocking.

After You With The Pistol (1979)

It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.

After You With The Pistol (1979)

To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.

Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)

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