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Somewhere in the trash he reads Martland has read that heavy men walk with surprising lightness and grace; as a result he trips about like a portly elf hoping to be picked up by a leprechaun.

— Kyril Bonfiglioli Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)

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Sleep slunk up like a black panther and sank its kindly fangs into what remained of the Mortdecai brain.

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Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.

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I have this heavy addiction to life and I'm told that the withdrawal symptoms are shocking.

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It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.

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To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.

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