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"So go into your local branch of UBS, and say "I'd like to open an account please.", and when they say "What with?" take out a loud hailer and say "NAZI GOLD! Just like you did!"

— Bill Bailey Tinselworm (2008)

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I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

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