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You know those people who let their yawn out and they keep talkin'. "Yeah Tuesday would be pretty good (continues talking while yawning)" "Yeah no worries."

— Carl Barron Carl Barron Live (2003)

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Do you do those secret farts at the supermarket. Quickly piss off to another aisle.

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Have you ever done those Coca-Cola burps that come out of your nose and eyeballs? You think a burp looks bad! Someone's just thinking "Shit what's wrong with his head."

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My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

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I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.

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