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The thing that nobody really said about Rebecca Adlington is that she looks pretty weird. She looks like someone who's looking at themselves in the back of a spoon.

— Frankie Boyle

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There is a vegetarian option: you can fuck off.

You've got a blank face there pal, if you hold that expression for long enough in a hospital you'd get fucking switched off.

The Last Days of Sodom (2012)

People feel much more comfortable with the 50 Shades of Grey version of women’s liberation: possibly feeling life would be much simpler if the suffragettes hadn’t wanted the vote and just really enjoyed chaining themselves to railings.

There's two empty seats right middle - this is supposed to be sold out, where are they? I hope they're dead in a fucking car crash!

The Last Days of Sodom (2012)

Can I just say, my routine about raping and f*****g Holly Willoughby was part of a very long routine about whether or not it's OK to do a joke about that, and I look at it from both sides, there are pluses and minuses.

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