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born 1972 Scotland
Frankie Boyle (born 16 August 1972) is a Scottish comedian and writer, known for his pessimistic and often crude sense of humour. He was a regular participant in the comedy panel show Mock the Week (2005–2009) and has made guest appearances on several other panel shows.
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There is a vegetarian option: you can fuck off.
The thing that nobody really said about Rebecca Adlington is that she looks pretty weird. She looks like someone who's looking at themselves in the back of a spoon.
You've got a blank face there pal, if you hold that expression for long enough in a hospital you'd get fucking switched off.
The Last Days of Sodom (2012)
People feel much more comfortable with the 50 Shades of Grey version of women’s liberation: possibly feeling life would be much simpler if the suffragettes hadn’t wanted the vote and just really enjoyed chaining themselves to railings.
There's two empty seats right middle - this is supposed to be sold out, where are they? I hope they're dead in a fucking car crash!
The Last Days of Sodom (2012)
Can I just say, my routine about raping and f*****g Holly Willoughby was part of a very long routine about whether or not it's OK to do a joke about that, and I look at it from both sides, there are pluses and minuses.
I do think that getting a dog says something about you, it says; I'm so lonely that I could pick up shit.
Excited for You to See and Hate This (2020)
Dear points of view, watching "Queer eye for the straight guy" made me think that if I made gay friends, they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they fucked me.
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now; an alcoholic racist!
Frankie Boyle Live (2008)
When I was about 8 or 9, I was a massive Michael Jackson fan and I wish I had known at the time that I was his type.
I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think…is there nothing on the internet that I won’t masturbate to?
Frankie Boyle Live (2008)
3 Million for the funeral of Margaret Thatcher? For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.
They say that the Olympics is going to rekindle English national pride. I mean, for £9.2 billion they could have written “Fuck off Germany” onto the moon.
If I Could Reach Out Through Your TV and Strangle You, I Would (2010)
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