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The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you're not careful, it's too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.

— Norm Macdonald

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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.

What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?

Patton Oswalt, he told me, "I think the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy." And I disagreed. Yeah, I thought it was the raping.

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him.

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