Norm Macdonald Quotes
1959–2021 Canada
Norman Gene "Norm" Macdonald (17 October 1959 – 14 September 2021) was a Canadian stand-up comedian, writer, producer and actor.
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Also known as: Macdonald, Norm
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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?
The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you're not careful, it's too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.
Patton Oswalt, he told me, "I think the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy." And I disagreed. Yeah, I thought it was the raping.
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him.
My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died. … I come from a long line of death. That's my point. And so I fear it. I fear it a lot.