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Last month we had to sit through a presentation on eliminating redundancy, and it was a bunch of PowerPoint slides, plus a guy reading out what was on the slides, and then he gave us all hard copies.

— Max Barry Company (2006)

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Elizabeth is smart, ruthless, and emotionally damaged; that is, she is a sales representative.

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