Some of the most-shared quotes were never said by the people they are credited to. Here are the ones Wikiquote lists as misattributed, with what is known about where they really came from.
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Media vita in morte sumus.
Erroneously attributed to Notker at a later date, this anonymous antiphon was more probably written about 750 in France. See Franz Kampers, "Notker", Catholic Encyclopedia, vol. 11 (1913) Read the full notes
Passing by the walled town of Peron on our left, we found the horsemen of the French army setting out from the town towards us, with the view of drawing us within the shot and missiles of the enemy, but our horsemen making a stand, they quickly fled into the town. After we had passed the town about a mile, we found the roads strangely trodden by the French army, as if they had gone before us in many thousands; and then we who were the remnant of the people, not to say of the more powerful, dreading the impending battle, raised our hearts and eyes to heaven, crying with voices of the deepest earnestness, for God to have compassion upon us, and of his unspeakable goodness to turn away from us the power of the French.
Henry V marches north after crossing the Somme, 21 October 1415. Henrici Quinti Angliae Regis Gesta, BL Cotton MS. Julius E. IV (ed. Benjamin Williams, 1850; tr. Harris Nicolas, 1832). This work, often referred to as the "chaplain's life"… Read the full notes
Revenge is a dish best eaten cold.
Commonly said to be from Les liaisons dangereuses, but not found there. Read the full notes
When the voice and the vision on the inside is more profound, and more clear and loud than all opinions on the outside, you've begun to master your life.
Quote is by Dr. John Demartini, see also managemagazine.com, Dec. 6, 2018 Read the full notes
In cases which concern private revelations, it is better to believe than not to believe, for, if you believe, and it is proven true, you will be happy that you have believed, because our Holy Mother asked it. If you believe, and it should be proven false, you will receive all blessings as if it had been true, because you believed it to be true.
Whether or not Urban VIII said this is debated. He did make a public statement about private revelations and their dissemination in the Catholic Church in his Constitution, Sanctissimus Dominus Noster of 1625-03-13. Read the full notes
Smile, and the world smiles with you; cry, and you cry alone
A variant of this quote (with "weep" rather than "cry") is found in the 1892 novel Prince Arengzeba. Read the full notes
When Adam and Eve were dispossessed
Of the garden hard by Heaven
They planted another one down in the West
Twas Devon, glorious Devon
Lyrics from the song "Glorious Devon", incorrectly attributed to German in a contest sponsored by the Devon County Council. Though German did write the music, the lyrics were written by Sir Harold Boulton. Read the full notes
The ends justify the means.
Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid), in Heroides [The Heroines], II, 85 Read the full notes
Woman is a violent and uncontrolled animal, and it is useless to let go the reins and then expect her not to kick over the traces. You must keep her on a tight rein [...] Women want total freedom or rather - to call things by their names - total licence. If you allow them to achieve complete equality with men, do you think they will be easier to live with? Not at all. Once they have achieved equality, they will be your masters ...
This is composed of excerpts (with some paraphrasing) from a speech of Cato as reported in Livy's History of Rome, book 34, sections 2-4. Read the full notes
[The attacks of September 11 were] the greatest work of art in the cosmos … compared to that, we composers are nothing.
According to Stockhausen, a journalist in Hamburg seriously distorted his statement, and Stockhausen claims that he referred to the attacks as "Lucifer's greatest work of art". Read the full notes
The man who has a chance to pay his court
To a fair woman, and at eve to drink
Two bottles full of richest Lesbian wine,
Must be a wise man; these are real goods.
These things I speak of are what Epicurus
Tells us are real joys; and if the world
All lived the happy life I live myself,
There would not be one wicked man on earth.
Baton of Athens, frg. 3 K.-A. (tr. C. D. Yonge, 1854); misattributed to Plato due to a confusion in in Athenaeus, Deipnosophists, VII.9. Read the full notes
I thank the goodness and the grace
Which on my birth have smiled,
And made me in these Christian days,
A happy English child.
Jane Taylor, "A Child's Hymn of Praise," from Hymns for Infant Minds (1810) Read the full notes
So let's leave it alone
'Cause we can't see eye to eye
There ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy
There's only you and me and we just disagree.
"We Just Disagree", though a major hit for Mason, was written by Jim Krueger, a member of his band, for Mason's album Let It Flow (1977). Read the full notes
"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."
Jim Horning notes: I've often repeated this, but the original source appears to be the great Sufi sage, Mulla Nasrudin. Read the full notes
The awareness is slowly gaining ground that the regulation of the functions and careers of public prosecutors cannot be identical to that of judges, as their functions are different and, therefore, so are the aptitudes, mental habits, and professional skills required to perform such different tasks: the public prosecutor is an investigator in all respects, while the judge is the arbiter of the dispute. We must move in this direction, setting aside the specter of the prosecutor's dependence on the executive and the discretion of criminal prosecution, which is regularly touted whenever the differentiation of careers is discussed. To deny the specificity of prosecutorial functions as opposed to judicial ones, in an anachronistic attempt to continue to consider the judiciary as a single entity, paradoxically amounts to guaranteeing less independence and autonomy for the judiciary itself.
Giovanni and Francesca Falcone Foundation, Giovanni Falcone, interventi e proposte (1982 1992), p. 179. See here. Read the full notes
It is said that on the eve of battle, he was told by a native of Trachis that the Persian archers were so numerous that, when they fired their volleys the mass of arrows blocked out the sun. Dienekes, however, quite undaunted by this prospect, remarked with a laugh, "Good. Then we'll have our battle in the shade."
Herodotus, in Histories; the remarks of Dienekes have sometimes become attributed to Leonidas. Read the full notes
"Sam Small", lines 17, 25, 33, 45 and 47
"Sam Small" was one of Stanley Holloway's compositions. The full text is at monologues.co.uk Read the full notes
J'ai pris la vie par le côté poétique.
Reported in Emerson, Journal LIX (1868); E. W. Emerson and W. E. Forbes, eds., Journals of Ralph Waldo Emerson, vol. x (1914), p. 227. Translated in Burton Stevenson, ed., The Home Book of Quotations (New York, 1934), p. 1539 Read the full notes
Norwegian women must take responsibility for the fact that Muslim men find their manner of dress provocative. And since these men believe women are responsible for rape,the women must adapt to the multicultural society around them.
25 April 2007 attributes it to an un-archived article from now-dead site FrontPageMag (excluded from archival). It was later repeated 5 July 2017 on page 20 of "Europe Arise" by Michael Walsh Read the full notes
As Soviet power grows, there will be a greater aversion to Communist parties everywhere. So we must practice the techniques of withdrawal. Never appear in the foreground; let our friends do the work. We must always remember that one sympathizer is generally worth more than a dozen militant Communists. A university professor, who without being a party member, lends himself to the interests of the Soviet Union, is worth more than a hundred men with party cards. A writer of reputation, or a retired general, are worth more than 500 poor devils who don't know any better than to get themselves beaten up by the police. Every man has his value, his merit. The writer who, without being a party member, defends the Soviet Union, the union leader who is outside our ranks but defends Soviet international policy, is worth more than a thousand party members.
Reported as a misattribution in Paul F. Boller, Jr., and John George, They Never Said It: A Book of Fake Quotes, Misquotes, & Misleading Attributions (1989), p. 20-21. Read the full notes