Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Frequently attributed to Freud, but there is no evidence Freud ever said it. Read the full notes
Some of the most-shared quotes were never said by the people they are credited to. Here are the ones Wikiquote lists as misattributed, with what is known about where they really came from.
We rely on the notes and sources recorded on Wikiquote and show them next to each quote. “Misattributed” means the evidence points away from the credited person — it does not always tell us who did say it.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Frequently attributed to Freud, but there is no evidence Freud ever said it. Read the full notes
Seneca's (De Brevitate Vitae, 1.1) Latin translation of the Greek by Hippocrates. Read the full notes
I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!
Funniest Jokes. New York: Henny Youngman, 1976. Brochure. Cited in: Essays of an Information Scientist, Vol:4, p.515-518, 1979-80, Current Comments #26, p. 516, June 30, 1980 PDF. Read the full notes
Was falsely attributed to Lenin by Michael Ellman, The Role of Leadership Perceptions and of Intent in the Soviet Famine of 1931-1934, Europe-Asia Studies, September 2005, page 823 Read the full notes
This appears not to be a Kerouac quote. It has not been found in any of Kerouac's published work. Read the full notes
This was actually taken from a phony satirical interview on a site called "Cupcake" that has been widely circulated as an actual quotation since its appearance in early 1996. See the Snopes Urban Legends site for more information. Read the full notes
Tomorrow is a satire on today,
And shows its weakness.
This is a quotation from "The Old Man's Relapse", a poem addressed to Edward Young, but written by Lord Melcombe. Read the full notes
18 September 2025 article by the Guardian mis-transcribed what Kimmel said on September 15th - they changed "murdered" to "killed" and omitted "desperately" prior to "trying". Read the full notes
Attributed to Monroe in self-help books and on social media, this quotation is of unknown origin and date. Read the full notes
When you have not what you love, you must fain love what you have.
Thomas Corneille, L’Inconnu (ed. 1703), Nouveau Prologue (spoken by Crispin). Edouard Fournier, L'Esprit des Autres, 6th ed. (1881), pp. 192–3, observes that Bussy de Rabutin had quoted the lines nearly forty years before in writing to… Read the full notes
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.
Variously attributed online (e.g., ) to Reynolds' book All American Boys. However, the book itself attributes this quote to Desmond Tutu. Compare Read the full notes
ἄρ᾿, ὡς ἔοικε, δὶς γένοιτ᾿ ἂν παῖς γέρων.
Lightly adapted from Plato (the philosopher), Laws 646a | ἄρ᾿, ὡς ἔοικεν, ὁ γέρων δὶς παῖς γίγνοιτ᾿ ἄν. | Originally cited from Plato by Clement of Alexandria, Stromata, VI.2.19. In turn, cited from Clement by Marcus Musurus, who mistook… Read the full notes
—Peterson, Elmer T. This Is the Hard Core of Freedom The Daily Oklahoman, 1951 12 09 | The quotation has not been found in Tytler's works. | Other variants: The American Republic will endure until politicians realize they can bribe the… Read the full notes
Put your trust in God, but keep your powder dry.
Popularized by Blacker in the poem "Oliver's Advice", published under the pseudonym Fitz Stewart in The Dublin University Magazine, December 1834, p. 700; where the quote is attributed to Oliver Cromwell (hence the poem's title). The… Read the full notes
The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for
actually a quote from The Sphere and Duties of Woman: A Course of Lectures by George Washington Burnap (1848) (p.99 Lecture IV) Read the full notes
Actual source: A letter to The Economist (16 January 1971), written by one M.J. Shields (or M.J. Yilz, by the end of the letter). The letter is quoted in full in one of Willard Espy's Words at Play books. This was a modified version of a… Read the full notes
The science of fools with long memories.
Description of heraldry. Quoted by Planché in The Pursuivant of Arms; or, Heraldry Founded upon Facts (London: W. M. Wright, 1852) p. 3. Misattributed to Planché in Hoyt's New Cyclopedia of Practical Quotations (1922) p. 692. Sometimes… Read the full notes
Swansea is the graveyard of ambition
Commonly attributed to Thomas, but scholars at Swansea University claim there is "no evidence that he ever wrote or spoke those words" Read the full notes
U.S. Representative Claudine Schneider (RI) telling an admitted joke about Quayle Read the full notes
Anyone who doesn't believe in miracles is not a realist.
David Ben Gurion, as quoted in Psychosocial Care of the Dying Patient (1978) by Charles A. Garfield Read the full notes